If you can't stand the heat, stay outta the kitchen!

NYC-based Rick Day released his photography book Players almost a year ago. A celebration of the athletic male body, the scantly clad models were armed with sports gear, an underwear here and a jockstrap there. More previews of this delicious book after the jump.

While latin hunk Lou Diamond Phillips has never been shy about taking off his clothes on screen (vide some fine rear glimpses in The Big Hit and Dangerous Touch), we’ve had to wait til now for a view of the full family jewels which is exactly what we get in spades in Stephen Purvis’ new noir thriller El Cortez.

Starting with his breakthrough role in 1987’s La Bamba, Lou’s given us plenty of good reasons to admire his sinewy smooth form, but this time around he’s offering his fans a tasty new treat with a supine full-frontal that leaves little (or should I say nothing to the imagination. And entrez nous, I’m delighted to report that Mr. Phillips doesn’t disappoint either in terms of size or shape.

There’s another 40 pix and a bunch of clips of Lou in the Starmale archives, providing plenty more good reasons to join the world’s biggest and best nude male celebrity archive.

There’s hot and then there’s EXTREMELY OVERWHELMINGLY INSANELY hot. Take this spandex-clad boy for best-case scenario:

Madonna’s former boytoy, actor and model Tony Ward. Man, he is one hot dude! Check out lots more of him here.

I’m not ashamed to say that I reckon actor James Franco has one of the hottest asses in Hollywood. Here’s a few captures that totally make the case:

You can find dozens more by clicking here.

OH, I guess he’s right here…

Tell me if this isn’t one of the weirdest things you’ve seen in a while. O.J. in his prime and proudly displaying the family jewels. There’s thousands more like this at Starmale. Check ‘em out!